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Watch: Angela Merkel has a political problem on hand, but does she have an eyeroll problem too?

Tracey Ullman plays Angela Merkel in this hilarious sketch about her poker face problem


With Angela Merkel’s future as the German Chancellor now looking uncertain, now might be a good time for her to reflect on her public persona. Seven-time Emmy Award-winning comedy actor Tracey Ullman turns the spotlight on a possible issue in this hysterical sketch video (above) from the BBC show Tracey Breaks the News.

Merkel, played by Ullman, has an unusual image problem: she does not know how to keep a poker face. “Mein Chancellorate,” implores her assistant, played by English actress Samantha Spiro. “You roll your eyes sometimes, when people test your patience,” she says as she tries to break it to her boss delicately.

After a brief denial, it finally dawns on Merkel. “And I always thought I had such a serene and beautiful poker face, damn it. Now they are going to know what I am thinking,” exclaims Ullman, in a spot-on impression of Merkel.

Her assistant attempts to train her to appear unflappable: “We will take you through some everyday situations, and all you must do is not roll the eyes, ja?” Ullman (Merkel) hilariously struggles to keep a straight face as her assistant (Spiro) puts her through the test with some uncannily precise impersonations of Theresa May and Ivanka Trump, but it is United States President Donald Trump that sends her over the edge as her “powerful eye muscles flipped her entire body.”

Watch the talented Ullman as Angela Merkel in more videos below:

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Advice from an ex-robber on how to keep your home safe

Tips on a more hands-on approach of keeping your house secure.

Home, a space that is entirely ours, holds together our entire world. Where our children grow-up, parents grow old and we collect a lifetime of memories, home is a feeling as much as it’s a place. So, what do you do when your home is eyed by miscreants who prowl the neighbourhood night and day, plotting to break in? Here are a few pre-emptive measures you can take to make your home safe from burglars:

1. Get inside the mind of a burglar

Before I break the lock of a home, first I bolt the doors of the neighbouring homes. So that, even if someone hears some noise, they can’t come to help.

— Som Pashar, committed nearly 100 robberies.

Burglars study the neighbourhood to keep a check on the ins and outs of residents and target homes that can be easily accessed. Understanding how the mind of a burglar works might give insights that can be used to ward off such danger. For instance, burglars judge a house by its front doors. A house with a sturdy door, secured by an alarm system or an intimidating lock, doesn’t end up on the burglar’s target list. Upgrade the locks on your doors to the latest technology to leave a strong impression.

Here are the videos of 3 reformed robbers talking about their modus operandi and what discouraged them from robbing a house, to give you some ideas on reinforcing your home.


2. Survey your house from inside out to scout out weaknesses

Whether it’s a dodgy back door, a misaligned window in your parent’s room or the easily accessible balcony of your kid’s room, identify signs of weakness in your home and fix them. Any sign of neglect can give burglars the idea that the house can be easily robbed because of lax internal security.

3. Think like Kevin McCallister from Home Alone

You don’t need to plant intricate booby traps like the ones in the Home Alone movies, but try to stay one step ahead of thieves. Keep your car keys on your bed-stand in the night so that you can activate the car alarm in case of unwanted visitors. When out on a vacation, convince the burglars that the house is not empty by using smart light bulbs that can be remotely controlled and switched on at night. Make sure that your newspapers don’t pile up in front of the main-door (a clear indication that the house is empty).

4. Protect your home from the outside

Collaborate with your neighbours to increase the lighting around your house and on the street – a well-lit neighbourhood makes it difficult for burglars to get-away, deterring them from targeting the area. Make sure that the police verification of your hired help is done and that he/she is trustworthy.

While many of us take home security for granted, it’s important to be proactive to eliminate even the slight chance of a robbery. As the above videos show, robbers come up with ingenious ways to break in to homes. So, take their advice and invest in a good set of locks to protect your doors. Godrej Locks offer a range of innovative locks that are un-pickable and un-duplicable. To secure your house, see here.

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