With the US and the UK joining Russia as countries with leadership and policies well to the Right of Centre, that leaves France. A country about which talk show host John Oliver says in a recent episode of Last Week Tonight: “The fate of Europe rests in the hands of a country that looks at snails and says, ‘I have got to get you in my mouth’”
“Britain and America f***ed up. Don’t f**k up too,” John Oliver tells (French) viewers, as he profiles all the key players in the French presidential election. Surprisingly, or not, Oliver’s introduction to the French elections, the first round of voting for which takes place on Sunday, April 23, is one of the most cogent presentations on the subject. Despite his exhortations on which way to vote.
“We made populist nativist choices with Brexit and Trump, and to be honest, it’s not working out so great for us so far,” Oliver says towards the end. “And now you have a populist nativist choice of your own. And just imagine how superior you can feel if you don’t make the same mistake that we did.”
This leads to a black-and-white segment, a la new wave French cinema, at a “cosy bistro” where “an accordion plays and we can smoke into each other faces”. In French, Oliver asks voters to make the right choice. “Help up, France, you’re our last hope.”
These GIFs show you what it means to miss breakfast
That monstrous roar is your empty stomach.
Let’s take a glance at your every day morning routine. You crawl out of bed, go for a quick shower, pull out and wear your neatly ironed clothes at the speed of light and then rush out of the house, making sure you have your keys and wallet in place.
You walk into office, relieved because you have made it to work on time. Stifling yawns and checking emails, you wonder how your colleagues are charged up and buzzing with energy. “What is wrong with these people” you mumble to yourself.
Slowly, you start to change. You start snapping at colleagues and start arguing with your computer. You take out your frustration on anything or anyone in sight.
To add to the aggressive behaviour, you’ve completely lost your focus. After some time, you simply forget what you were doing.
Unable to bear the hunger pangs, you go for a mid-morning snack. It is only when a colleague asks you for a bite do you realize that you have developed into a fully formed, hunger fueled, monster. Try not to look at yourself in the mirror.
If only you had spared not even twenty or ten but just 5 minutes in the morning and not skipped breakfast, your story would look completely different - as you will see in this video.
The fast dip in your mood and lack of focus is because your body has missed its most important meal of the day – breakfast. Research has shown that skipping a meal, especially in the morning, worsens the mood because there is a drop in the blood sugar. This in turn affects the levels of serotonin and dopamine, the chemicals produced in the brain that control our moods and feelings. In simpler English, not having breakfast is going to make you really cranky and confused!
Morning is also when the body needs maximum nutrition to function efficiently through the day as you’ve just woken up from a full 7 hours of no food (and if you’re sleeping less than that, that’s a whole other article).
So in short, having a breakfast could make you go from looking like the earlier GIFs to this:
But with changing lifestyles and most people hard pressed for time, a healthy breakfast is taking the backseat. However, it doesn’t have to be that way. MTR has come up with a range of widely loved Indian delicacies like Poha, Upma and Halwa which can be made in (hold you breath) just 3 minutes! All you have to do is add hot water and wait for 3 minutes to get a delicious and filling breakfast.
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